By Andrew, The Princess
(This is supposed to be “she” not flushing the toilet)

By Andrew, The Princess

(This is supposed to be “she” not flushing the toilet)

Girls
  • Paul: Andrew, I thought you didn't drink...?
  • Andrew, The Princess: If there's girls involved, I'll drink...and so will they!
God! I wish I was in my bed right now…with the intercom turned up all the way!
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Andrew, The Princess
Oh! Your mom is definitely ready to meet me. Just tell her to wear a life preserver.
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Andrew, the Princess
I’m just gonna have to beat her butt until she learns that she can’t just pee on my floor. That’s one thing I can’t stand for. I like to roll around on my floor from time to time.
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Andrew, the Princess
I was having a small chat with Andrew, the Princess, when he shared with me that he had a copy of the movie “Flesh Gordon.”  I asked him if it was a porno.  He replied, “Well, no not really but sorta.”    He said this movie came out in 1974 when he was about 9 years old.  Back in 1974, drive in movies were still a popular place to go to watch movies.  He remembers being in the car with his mother driving past the drive in and catching a glimpse of this movie.  His mom would yell at him to turn away; that he shouldn’t have seen something like that.  As his mom was speeding up, I’m sure, Andrew thought to himself, “Wow!  I am a hetero!”

I was having a small chat with Andrew, the Princess, when he shared with me that he had a copy of the movie “Flesh Gordon.”  I asked him if it was a porno.  He replied, “Well, no not really but sorta.”    He said this movie came out in 1974 when he was about 9 years old.  Back in 1974, drive in movies were still a popular place to go to watch movies.  He remembers being in the car with his mother driving past the drive in and catching a glimpse of this movie.  His mom would yell at him to turn away; that he shouldn’t have seen something like that.  As his mom was speeding up, I’m sure, Andrew thought to himself, “Wow!  I am a hetero!”

A Lot of Beef
  • Bobby Shaw: Andrew's got a lot of beef up there.
  • Andrew, the Princess: I've got a lot of beef everywhere!
  • Me: Have you seen it lately (to Bobby Shaw referring to this website/blog)
  • Andrew, the Princess: What? My beef?
  • Bobby Shaw: I almost saw his beef one time.
  • Andrew, the Princess: That's why I keep my door locked.
It’s indecent exposure only if you get caught
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Andrew, the Princess
Everyday or Reading Glasses
  • Me: So are these everyday glasses or reading glasses?
  • Andrew, the Princess: Oh, well, you know...I'm sure I'll take them off, you know...when I'm in the bedroom
I don’t know how yall do it. Rollin’ around with a man. Yugh! I’m telling ya, if I was a woman I would so be a lesbian.
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Andrew, the Princess