By Andrew, The Princess
(This is supposed to be “she” not flushing the toilet)
Girls
- Paul: Andrew, I thought you didn't drink...?
- Andrew, The Princess: If there's girls involved, I'll drink...and so will they!
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God! I wish I was in my bed right now…with the intercom turned up all the way!
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Andrew, The Princess
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Oh! Your mom is definitely ready to meet me. Just tell her to wear a life preserver.
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Andrew, the Princess
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I’m just gonna have to beat her butt until she learns that she can’t just pee on my floor. That’s one thing I can’t stand for. I like to roll around on my floor from time to time.
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Andrew, the Princess
I was having a small chat with Andrew, the Princess, when he shared with me that he had a copy of the movie “Flesh Gordon.” I asked him if it was a porno. He replied, “Well, no not really but sorta.” He said this movie came out in 1974 when he was about 9 years old. Back in 1974, drive in movies were still a popular place to go to watch movies. He remembers being in the car with his mother driving past the drive in and catching a glimpse of this movie. His mom would yell at him to turn away; that he shouldn’t have seen something like that. As his mom was speeding up, I’m sure, Andrew thought to himself, “Wow! I am a hetero!”
A Lot of Beef
- Bobby Shaw: Andrew's got a lot of beef up there.
- Andrew, the Princess: I've got a lot of beef everywhere!
- Me: Have you seen it lately (to Bobby Shaw referring to this website/blog)
- Andrew, the Princess: What? My beef?
- Bobby Shaw: I almost saw his beef one time.
- Andrew, the Princess: That's why I keep my door locked.
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It’s indecent exposure only if you get caught
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Andrew, the Princess
Everyday or Reading Glasses
- Me: So are these everyday glasses or reading glasses?
- Andrew, the Princess: Oh, well, you know...I'm sure I'll take them off, you know...when I'm in the bedroom
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I don’t know how yall do it. Rollin’ around with a man. Yugh! I’m telling ya, if I was a woman I would so be a lesbian.
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Andrew, the Princess
